Michael: Plus, Dad will not leave the attic, which means he's gonna get caught which means I'm gonna get caught for hiding him.
Gob: Well, why don't you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere? Or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? Which is it this time, Michael?
Michael: Well, definitely not one of those two things.