Lindsay: This pig Phillip Litt is out there asking girls to take their tops off. It's an outrage.
Gob: Well, of course you feel that way. You're jealous. You're a surfboard. But I do agree he is a pig. [Lindsay hits Gob in his water-squirter] Can we stop worrying about girls with low self-esteem and start focusing on sobering up the woman who gave us ours?
Michael: What do you think about rehab?
Tobias: Well, she won't go willingly. I can tell you that.
Gob: May I make a suggestion? Get implants. [Lindsay hits Gob again] Really. Wha- Come on! This stuff is expensive!