Tobias: Well, at least the Orange County Register didn't say of your performance "If this is who George Sr.
Is, let's hope he remains missing." Meanwhile, they loved Dave Attell's risky choice of wearing cutoffs while portraying me.
Narrator: In fact, Mr. Attell was portraying Tobias's actual never-nude affliction, but this perplexed the Scandalmakers audience due to the unfocused nature of the narrator's explanation.