Tobias Quote #118
Quote from Tobias in Spring Breakout
Tobias: Well, at least the Orange County Register didn't say of your performance "If this is who George Sr.
Is, let's hope he remains missing." Meanwhile, they loved Dave Attell's risky choice of wearing cutoffs while portraying me.
Narrator: In fact, Mr. Attell was portraying Tobias's actual never-nude affliction, but this perplexed the Scandalmakers audience due to the unfocused nature of the narrator's explanation.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Spring Breakout’ Quotes
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Scandalmakers was a show that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. The latest was about the Bluth family, the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias in exchange for the part of George Sr.
TV Narrator: When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty escaped the country.
Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
TV Narrator: Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built.
Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show's narrator was known for.
George Sr. actor: I can't survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.
Quote from Lucille
Cal Cullen: Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers.
Lucille: Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Restless, Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep when he came across Lucille's emergency stash of wine-
Buster: Motherlode.
Narrator: ...which he mistook for a giant juice box. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.