Dr. Stein: Well, the operation went pretty smoothly. But once I got in there, the appendix wasn't so inflamed. D'oh.
Lucille: I knew it.
Michael: Okay. Well, can we get me out of here? I gotta retrain my son how to drive, and I need to stop by the office to make sure my business doesn't go to hell.
Dr. Stein: And, not so fast, Michael. There seems to be a bacterial infection from the operation which left an abscess in your abdominal wall.
Oscar: Ew.
Dr. Stein: I know, it's pretty gross. It could heal on its own. But I say we go in there Dr. Stein-style and cut it out. I want to show these interns what the best doctor in Southern California can do.
Michael: Well, I respect your decision.
Dr. Stein: Okay, I'll check on you soon.
Lucille: Michael, this crazy point you're trying to make about respecting authority is absurd. And one day, you're gonna wake up and find out it has caused you nothing but trouble.
Oscar: And you are peeing again.
Narrator: And as the anesthesia took hold Michael realized he was going to wake up to nothing but trouble.