Quote from George Michael in The Immaculate Election
Michael: Guess I underestimated the religious vote. So Steve won? George Michael: No. Steve dropped out of the race. He says he wants to spend some time trying to find his real father. Rav Nadir, the Indian kid, he got 97% of the vote. Michael: Well, that leaves three percent. You did better than I did when I ran. George Michael: I tied with Bart Simpson and "School Sucks."