Maeby: Hey, Michael. My dad wanted me to thank you for the romantic getaway. Don't tell me what that means.
Michael: Where is your dad?
Maeby: He left, dressed all western-y. You could leave me out of that part too.
Narrator: And Michael realized that perhaps somebody would get hurt.
Michael: I just screwed my brother-in-law.
Maeby: Well, I'm all grown up now.