Tobias: Bad news, Michael. I'm afraid the Blue Man Group and I have parted ways. Seems I'm officially no longer a standby understudy.
Michael: "Cease and desist."
Tobias: Seems they don't appreciate competition.
Narrator: Tobias had recently taken out an ad in a trade magazine for a one-man show.
Tobias: And the worst part is Lindsay's out there chasing some successful actor. Television's Frank Wrench. I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man.
Michael: Well, I think she knows that. [wolf howls]
Tobias: Jesus! It's the wolf! That is the wolf! The wolf is upstairs!
Michael: I think it's just my son's Peter and the Wolf record.
Tobias: I thought that was a Homefill.