Quote from Narrator in The One Where Michael Leaves
Michael: Spent an entire year living in that stupid model home with those people and all they did was lie to us. Narrator: The most recent lie was Michael's father had had a heart attack while in prison. [flashback:] Doctor: We lost him. Narrator: What the doctor meant to say was that George Sr. had escaped a feat he'd accomplished by using the family's portable stairway vehicle.