Narrator: Gob, desperate to push his feelings back into the closet, decided conversion therapy was the only answer. Although, it's worth noting he didn't do a lot of research.
Salesman #1: Plus, it's great for your resale value. How's your resale value now?
Narrator: Gob didn't want to let on that he didn't know what "resale value" was gay slang for.
Gob: I've never had any complaints.
Salesman #2: Well, let's talk about you. The more we know about you, the happier you're gonna be with your results.
Gob: I love Tony Wonder. I guess you want the details. Anyway, it's...
Narrator: Gob told the closet salesmen all about his night with Tony, and how devastated he was by being ghosted.
Salesman #1: You know, I think we should put him in the Catalina cedar walk-in with the pocket doors and the floor lighting.
Narrator: And that's when Gob realized his mistake. But keep in mind, we edited, like, an hour out of this.
Gob: What are the confidentiality laws concerning people who walk into a closet store?