Narrator: But aside from a few setbacks, George Michael was enjoying a break from responsibility.
George Michael: For scenario two, you just found out that your Darth Vader figure is dating your girlfriend, and you find out he knew she was your Whatever. Who gives a shit? As usual, guys, just apply your own scenarios to these.
Narrator: Soon he, too, was teaching a course in a program of his own creation.
George Michael: Go left.
Narrator: He even inspired a certain move that would eventually appear two years later in a Han Solo origin picture.