Michael: Tell me about the land.
Oscar: It's a couple hundred acres of lemon groves, right near Camp Pendleton.
Michael: If you're willing to part with that land, Uncle Oscar, I can guarantee you a little bit more than that $10,000.
Oscar: To be honest, I've often thought of giving it up to pursue my my lost love. The love that was taken from me. [passing gas]
Michael: I hope that was the espresso machine.