Maeby: You think you saw Pop-Pop?
George Michael: But with hair! Which is probably why he asked for my hair, remember?
Maeby: It all adds up. He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard, tunneled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candy apple on his way to Mexico!
George Michael: Of course! You're mocking me.
Maeby: Of course.
George Michael: Listen, I know what I saw, Maeby. And there's no other explanation.