Quote from Lindsay in Whistler's Mother
Lindsay: We had sex once in the last year, and he just laid there. Michael: All right. Look, this money is for land. I'm not gonna give you money to have an affair. Why don't you pick something else to boost up your self-worth? How about, uh, charity? Why don't you get back to your roots? Lindsay: Well, it has been a while. All right! I'm gonna go do that right now. Michael: You're gonna go get your hair done, aren't you? Lindsay: Well, if I'm gonna have an affair...