Lindsay: We had sex once in the last year, and he just laid there.
Michael: All right. Look, this money is for land. I'm not gonna give you money to have an affair. Why don't you pick something else to boost up your self-worth? How about, uh, charity? Why don't you get back to your roots?
Lindsay: Well, it has been a while. All right! I'm gonna go do that right now.
Michael: You're gonna go get your hair done, aren't you?
Lindsay: Well, if I'm gonna have an affair...