Gob: You've got work to do. You've got to read that plea.
Michael: I know. That's what I was trying to do last night when you put me up to all this.
Gob: No, I didn't.
Michael: Yes, you did.
Gob: I told you to walk away. I told you to give a fake name.
Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I'm Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.