Narrator: Tobias had recently been cast in a movie, playing the role of a frightened inmate.
Tobias: I ain't going to squeal, man. I ain't going to- Oh, I'm not frightened! God! Lindsay, say something to scare me.
Lindsay: [bleep] me.
Tobias: Nope. Nothing. Thanks for trying though. You know what I ought to do? I ought to check myself into a men's penal colony. Perhaps your father could get me in.