Maeby: Guess the blowback has started. Thank God I'm with an undercover cop. Pull out your gun.
Perfecto: I don't have a gun.
Maeby: What kind of cop doesn't have a gun?
Perfecto: Okay, I'm not a cop.
Maeby: But I saw your badge at the bar.
Narrator: In fact, it was an anti-bullying badge. He'd received it from a police-run anti-bullying program at school.
[flashback:]
Donnie Richter: You're never too old to stand up to a bully.