Michael: You know, but listen, did- Did you really think that- that- That you had a... I mean, she's kinda old for you, don't you think?
George Michael: We don't even know how old she is. No one does. She was chaperoning the diversity dance and I thought, like, maybe as a joke thing, I'd go up to her and be, like "Well, hey, do you want to dance?" And she'd be, like, "Ah, what the heck?" Right? Or some I don't know. I did it differently in the mirror, but...
Michael: Right.
George Michael: But, you know, like, we'd be joke dancing or something. I get it. I didn't think it through.
Michael: Don't you think you should be taking somebody your own age? Like your cousin. That's a bad example, but...
George Michael: I feel so stupid. I defaced a rare book to get that picture of Saddam Hussein in a bathing suit.
Michael: "What would Saddam do?"
George Michael: Yeah. Yeah, you know something? You're right. Gob's gonna pay.
Michael: Okay, that is our exact outdoor fire pit.