Michael: This is what I want to talk to you about, though. Um, Beth I don't think that I can continue to see you. [Beth giggles] But I've enjoyed my time with you. You ever wanna talk ethics-
Beth Baerly: You really mean it? This isn't one of"my wife died" jokes?
Michael: No, I'm afraid this is serious.
Beth Baerly: Oh.
Michael: You see, George Michael made this poster for you. You know, he- he kind of, uh, is in love with you, so...
Beth Baerly: I mean, he knows we're going out. He saw me this morning.
Michael: No, I covered that. I told him that you slept with my brother.
Beth Baerly: That may be the most unethical thing I've ever heard.
Michael: Well, you've only been doing this half a semester. Look, it was a preemptive strike. My brother would've tried to sleep with you.