Gob: Thanks for coming.
Tobias: Well, how could I not? I'm playing Roman Centurion Number Two. What are you playing?
Gob: I'm the groom.
Tobias: I didn't know there was a groom part. You know, Betty at And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You casting told me this was all biblical.
Gob: Wait, you're not here for the wedding?
Tobias: Well, thank you very much for your vote of confidence. I'll have you know I've worked for The Miracle Network a number of times.
Female Announcer: Coming up next, Father Marsala's searing docudrama, Father Marsala's John the Baptist. Then the antiabortion drama, Embryo Dan: it Would Have Been a Wonderful Life. And later, break out the bagels. It's time for Father M's lighthearted comedy, A Jew Came to Dinner.
Tobias: I hate to be the guy who quotes his own reviews, but His Word magazine called my Jew "pitiful."