Michael: [on the phone] Listen, I gotta go. Somebody wants to take me out to dinner.
Gob: Somebody?
Michael: Nobody.
Gob: Why don't I just come in? I'm right outside.
Michael: No, no. Not- Not a good idea. Somebody wants to talk to me about something.
Gob: Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it. For some reason women feel safe around you. Maybe because you've only had sex four times.
Michael: Four women! Not four times! And they talk to me because I talk to them.
Gob: Look, go to dinner. Let's get to the bottom of this "Hermano" stuff, brother.
Michael: Yep.