Rebel: My son practically kicked me out of his school the other day.
Michael: That is literally what my son did to me.
Rebel: Then I said to him, "You have no privacy from me."
Michael: That's what I should do.
Rebel: Lem's six in August. Yours?
Michael: Seven in July.
Narrator: Michael regretted the lie, so he sort of split the difference.
Michael: ...teen. 17, in July. They grow up so fast, don't they?