Narrator: And soon, she was back at the hotel and ready for her spiritual experience.
Lindsay: Yeah, hi. Uh, were you able to book my 3:00 shaman?
Male Concierge: Oh, yes. Did you want the deep wisdom or just a light ego cleanse? We do those by the pool.
Lindsay: There's a pool?
Female Concierge: It's hard to tell because there are so many people in it, but yes, it is a pool.
Lindsay: Well, yeah, by the pool, then. And, um, do you think you can get someone to remove the smell of lamb from my room?
Male Concierge: Of course. And which animal smell would you prefer?
Female Concierge: Which do you prefer?