Lindsay: But how am I supposed to say something like, "I love you, Mother," and sound believable?
Tobias: Look, Jesus- Jesus C. Penny! You know, I wish I had the luxury of not sounding believable. But that's not an option for an out-of-work actor, is it?
Lindsay: Or it's why you're out of work!
Tobias: Well, I beg one's pardon, but I have been dying to go to that Method Acting Clinic that I see on my nightly drives, but you won't let me!
Lindsay: Because you already wasted all that money on Carl Weathers' Master Acting Class.
Tobias: Well, I'm sorry, but I'm such a star [bleep] that I didn't pay attention to anything he said!
Lindsay: Oh, well, then, maybe I should go to your Method Acting Class to make my testimony more believable!
Tobias: That's actually a good idea. Maybe you could- [talk at normal levels] Oh! Hi. Yes. Well, perhaps we should go together.
Lindsay: Yeah. Might be good for us, as a couple.
Tobias: I do hope so. I really want to make this work.
Lindsay: Me, too. I really love you, Tobias.
Tobias: Oh, Lindsay, we have got to get you to that acting clinic.
Lindsay: And that was with me picturing fudge.