Quote from Michael in Flight of the Phoenix
Michael: Pal, good news. The article that they did on me in Altitude magazine comes out today. P-Hound: You're in Attitude? That magazine is gay. Narrator: Oh, he wasn't being flip with the word "gay." Attitude is a British magazine for homosexuals. Michael: Altitude. It is OutWest Airlines' in-flight magazine. George Michael: Can I see it? P-Hound: Probably doesn't have it. Try finding a flight at this time of the year. [laughs] Michael: You ever even been on a plane, you piece of [bleep]?