Michael: Pal, good news. The article that they did on me in Altitude magazine comes out today.
P-Hound: You're in Attitude? That magazine is gay.
Narrator: Oh, he wasn't being flip with the word "gay." Attitude is a British magazine for homosexuals.
Michael: Altitude. It is OutWest Airlines' in-flight magazine.
George Michael: Can I see it?
P-Hound: Probably doesn't have it. Try finding a flight at this time of the year. [laughs]
Michael: You ever even been on a plane, you piece of [bleep]?