Michael: I want you to start feeling like you belong places. Why don't you look at that guy. He thinks he's a musician. You know, like, you've got to start having a little bit better sense of humor about yourself. Look at me. People say I don't age. Like, "Hey, look at that guy. He's got the hair of a teenager." And I say, "Take your best shot," because I think that that's a good thing... Because I'm self-effacing. Hmm? I want you to be able to do that.
George Michael: Well, it's hard to be self-effacing when you're a perfect specimen of rugged manlessness. [chuckles]
Michael: Well, you can't hear this, but we're gonna work on it. That's why I'm living in your dorm.