Quote from Michael in Flight of the Phoenix
Narrator: He found his seat. Unfortunately the seat he was assigned didn't have a seat back pocket. Michael: Hello, hi, does each ticket entitle the passenger to an in-flight magazine? Flight Attendant: No, it only guarantees you a seat. Perhaps I can ask another passenger for one, or if I'd rather, you can. Narrator: Michael had to go back four seats before someone would. And Michael kicked himself for a pose he thought would express humility to Sanjiv, the Altitude photographer.