Michael: Can I get a copy of the magazine, please?
Starsky: No, I'm sorry, they're actually for passengers. We don't even give out honey nuts, so we're not gonna give you a magazine.
Supervisor Spoon: Who wants honey nuts?
Michael: I don't want the honey nuts. I want to just jump onto the plane, grab a magazine.
Supervisor Spoon: Okay, yeah, sure, we just let people walk onto the plane all the time. Do you want a box cutter also?
Michael: Oh. Nice.
Jaspar: These guys are jerks. Take that, take that.
Michael: Tell you what, give me a one-way ticket to your cheapest destination, please.
Supervisor Spoon: You lucked out. Today, it's Pittsburgh.
Starsky: He's good.
Michael: What's the second cheapest?