Maeby: Ever get the feeling like you don't even matter?
Lucille: Only when I'm around my children.
Maeby: You reach a certain age, and you have to practically scream to get noticed.
Lucille: They turn you into a monster, and then they call you one.
Maeby: I don't think you're a monster.
Lucille: And I think you're a lovely girl. You know what? I think you and I ought to spend more time together.
Maeby: Yeah. That'll drive them crazy.
Lucille: Exactly.