Narrator: Michael finally arranged a meeting with attorney Wayne Jarvis.
Michael: I'm looking for a more professional approach to our representation.
Wayne Jarvis: Well, I'm a professional. I'm serious, and I'm a professional.
Michael: That's fantastic. So how long have you been practicing-
Wayne Jarvis: I also don't like small talk. I find that unprofessional. Why should I be billing you for small talk when I'm enjoying it as much as you are?
Michael: Then this must be a freebie 'cause I'm having a ball.
Wayne Jarvis: [chuckles] When you're ready to get serious, give me a call.
Michael: No, no! No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm serious. I'm ready.
Wayne Jarvis: Good.