Michael: [answers phone] Hello.
Lindsay: I'm in the wetlands. I've got a poker thing, and I'm gonna clean them up. So the next time you wanna tell me that I'm uncharitable why don't you just ask yourself who called you from the wetlands?
Michael: Who is this?
Lindsay: Nice try. You're the selfish one. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some nature to save. [impales a frog; screams]