Narrator: Tobias, meanwhile, stopped by the school.
Tobias: I know why you're doing this.
Maeby: Dad. What are you doing here? Go away.
Tobias: Yes, because the director might be here soon, right? Oops. Too late. He's already here. Hello, everyone, and welcome to the theater. I am Dr. Tobias Funke and I will be your new director.
Maeby: Oh, my God.
Narrator: Tobias had gotten the directing job by meeting with the school principal.
[flashback:]
Tobias: And you tell me you've got some P.E. teacher directing? That just makes me wanna puke all over your head, sir. Give me a chance to tell the Bard's tale and I give you my word on humble knee whence you shall not say it wasn't e'er to be.