Tobias: What an adventure, gang. I thought that the homosexuals were pirates but it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. You're right though. It is amazing. I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me, and and I think it has.
Lindsay: You're gay?
Tobias: No. No. I'm not I'm not gay. [laughs] No. Lindsay, how many times must we have this... No. I want to be an actor. [chuckles]