Maeby: I can't believe you didn't recognize me.
George Michael: We never see you. We never see anybody in our family.
Maeby: I know. It's our parents' faults. We should teach them a lesson.
George Michael: [laughs] Yeah. No, I don't think so.
Maeby: I should go to my mom tonight and be like, "I met the cutest guy." And then she'll see you and me totally making out.
George Michael: [laughs] But... But not really, right?
Maeby: It's perfect. She'd freak out and I'd be like, "If we saw each other more often, this wouldn't happen."
George Michael: But we're cousins.
Maeby: That's what makes it funny.
George Michael: But isn't it against the law?
Maeby: Come on, George Michael.