Narrator: Tobias, now believing the boat party to be pirate-themed-
Tobias: You look like a pirate!
Narrator: ...began searching through his wife's luggage for an outfit.
Tobias: I should say so! Look at the blouse, sir!
Narrator: Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals. Soon he was unwittingly part of a protest against the local yacht club.
Tobias: How are you?
Lindsay: Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse.
Lucille: I like it better on him.