Michael: So I'm disappointed in you. But come on. What is not disappointing about my life? Dad didn't give me the promotion. Dad's in jail. How disappointing is that?
Lindsay: So we're a disappointing family.
Michael: We're an incredibly disappointing family. But we are a family, and I want my son to be happy. So maybe we should be in each other's lives.
Lindsay: I'd like that.
Michael: Yeah? [Lindsay tries to cry] Seriously, you're gonna pull a muscle.
Lindsay: I used to be able to do this.