Lindsay: That's funny. I'm going out tonight for drinks, too, with an exciting new man.
Michael: Really trying to make that marriage work, aren't you?
Lindsay: Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I'm feeling a little pressure here. I mean, if you had to have sex with Tobias in four months, you'd be shopping for a way out, too.
Michael: I stand corrected. And disgusted.