Michael: And if he likes her in that sense, it makes it even worse. I don't want Mom mixed up with the sort of creep that would have her as a fetish.
Lindsay: Oh, Michael, you're just feeling neglected by your mother. You wanted to go to this with her, didn't you?
Michael: Hey, I don't need to take my mom to a gala, okay? Only losers go to those things with their parents. I'm going with my son.
George Michael: Oh, I may skip that, I don't like galas.
Narrator: Actually, he loved galas. All kids do.