Buster: Well, Mom's probably right. I couldn't even stand up to a seal. I don't real deserve a medal or a party.
Tobias: No, you deserve this. Here, take my business card. [Buster gasps] No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.
Tobias: You see, Buster, it wasn't the seal that you couldn't stand up to. It was Lucille. [gasps] Oh, I'm getting chills. If this was a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break.
Narrator: But it wasn't.