Quote from Gob in Righteous Brothers
Michael: Hey, Gob. Where's Dad? Gob: Great news. Dad wasn't crushed to death. Michael: Was there risk of that? Gob: Yes. Well, I handcuffed him under the house. But he got free- the pipes I chained him to weren't connected to anything. Barry: Oh, I'm not prepared for this case. Michael: Are you insane? Gob: No "thank you" for trying?