Quote from Tobias in Burning Love
Tobias: My wife is humiliated. This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did. Michael: You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer. Tobias: I haven't been the perfect husband. Yes, I admit that. But now is my chance to be a hero. Please, Michael, give me some of your money. Michael: I've got $5,000, and I need that for Sally, but if you wanna make a low bid- Tobias: Five thousand dollars. Auctioneer: For that? Sold. [Lindsay collapses] Michael: I think you overpaid.