Narrator: The next day, Lindsay, having heard about a military exercise joined a protest group and went off to exercise her own First Amendment rights.
Military Officer: This way! Thank you! Right here. This way. I ask you to make sure you're fully inside the free speech zone before beginning your protest.
Lindsay: Free speech zone? This is where we're protesting? This isn't right. Where are the cameras?
Military Officer: They're in the free press zone, and if you could save your comments until you're completely loaded into the cage...
Lindsay: Well, at least the procession will come through here. They'll see us protest.
Hippie: Actually, they're using their right to cut through the lemon grove.
Military Officer: Okay, have fun, enjoy your right to free speech. The armed forces welcomes your dissent.
Lindsay: Well, hopefully somebody will come by we can protest.