Quote from Gob in Whistler's Mother
[flashback:] Bride of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law. Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? Bride of Gob: No. Your sister's husband. Gob: Michael? Michael! Bride of Gob: No, that's your sister's brother. Gob: I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me. Me! Bride of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias. Gob: My brother-in-law? Bride of Gob: I know it can never be. So I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army. Gob: To be with your brother. Bride of Gob: No!