Quote from Michael in Shock and Aww
Beth Baerly: But, you know, I-I I really am antiwar and antiviolence. Michael: Uh-huh. Beth Baerly: And I think I'm an ethical person. Michael: Right. Here's an ethical question. Can-Can a parent take a teacher out for a drink? Or... Beth Baerly: I don't know. Uh, do you have a wife? Michael: Yeah. But she's dead. Beth Baerly: Oh. [both laugh] Have you ever been married? Michael: Yeah, she died. Beth Baerly: Oh. God, why are we laughing? Michael: I don't... Well, it's the Mr. Daniels stroke thing all over again. Let's go get that drink. Beth Baerly: Yeah, it could only help. Michael: Rrrr!