Maeby: That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad.
Lindsay: Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. We have a a wonderful, close relationship. Can I let you in on a little secret? Hmm? Having him in the next room makes me miss him all the more.
Maeby: Mom, please. He's got a big-boy crush on Action Jackson.
Lindsay: I know. How can I compete with that? Okay. We're having a little fight right now. But don't worry, darling. Okay? Mommy and Daddy aren't going anywhere.
Maeby: Okay. I'm gonna go unpack my suitcase.
Lindsay: No! We may have to bolt.