Michael: That's crazy, Gob. She's not a cheater. If she were to cheat, I'd like to think she'd cheat- You're the cheater.
Gob: That's how I know all the signs. Last night she was all distant and weird. Wouldn't let me make love to her on Mom's bed. I don't even want to tell you what she wouldn't let me do to her in the car. And then today, I overhear her talking on the phone about somebody all super silently. All in Spanish.