Quote from Tobias in Bringing Up Buster
Narrator: Tobias came up with a new plan for the play and a way to connect to George Michael. Tobias: [whispers] I know why you're in the play. George Michael: What? Tobias: Watch this. Okay, everybody. Well, we've lost a leading lady but did you know in Shakespeare's day that the women's roles were played by men? Fancy that. [two buys run out of the of auditorium]