Ava Quote #113
Quote from Ava in Zoo Balloon
Ava: Let me see these permission slips to the zoo. And they better be real, 'cause I can tell if you faked a Herbie Hancock.
Janine: Oh, it's John Hancock.
Ava: Girl, I know. I just say whatever I want. You ain't learned that yet? [chuckles] Chad, did you forge your mom's signature?
Chad: No?
Ava: It says "Chad's Mom."
Chad: That's her name?
Ava: You're staying behind with the rest of the kids who don't have permission slips. Come on.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Zoo Balloon’ Quotes
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [to camera] I have been through this many times before. [Gregory and Janine shouting "Kenny!"] The worst was 2005. A child by the name of August got lost in The Hershey Factory, looking for a chocolate river. Mnh!
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson: [aside to camera] I love field trips. I get to do Mr. Johnson's Day Off. That's when I watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, which is a movie about a depressed kid who murder his father's Ferrari.
[Ava takes a group of kids to Mr. Johnson's custodial closet:]
Ava: Mr. Johnson, sorry to interrupt whatever this is, but these kids need to stay with you.
Mr. Johnson: Well, looks like Ava switched this day from Ferris Bueller's Day Off to The Breakfast Club. Life moves pretty fast, and if you don't stop every once in a while to take a look, you might...
Ava: Missed one. [chuckles]
Mr. Johnson: Come on in.
Quote from Ava
Bird Trainer: And it helps with the search for food.
Ava: [grabs microphone] And that's why you don't feed a bird any meat, kids, because then they'll revert back into a T.
Rex. Now, who wants to go on a real tour?! Come on! I'm about to show y'all how I do.